Stinky Sock Dragon Sticker

$5.00

On the planet of Henox, if left unattended for too long, your missing dirty socks don’t just vanish—they undergo a strange transformation. They gain sentience and morph into sock dragons, tiny creatures with yarny scales and mischievous eyes. Instead of breathing fire, these dragons exhale a rank foot smell so potent it can clear a room in seconds. Beware the forgotten laundry pile; it’s a breeding ground for these stinky little beasts.

On the planet of Henox, if left unattended for too long, your missing dirty socks don’t just vanish—they undergo a strange transformation. They gain sentience and morph into sock dragons, tiny creatures with yarny scales and mischievous eyes. Instead of breathing fire, these dragons exhale a rank foot smell so potent it can clear a room in seconds. Beware the forgotten laundry pile; it’s a breeding ground for these stinky little beasts.

(4in, High Quality, Fabric-Textured, Weather-Resistant Sticker)

(The fabric texture makes this sticker feel like a sock. Don’t worry, it doesn’t smell like one!)